blogger? i hardly know her

 okay, y’all got me. 

at least three people asked me to make a blog last night so i decided i’d finally hop on the blogging bandwagon with the rest of the twitter oomfs. 

not sure what kinds of things are gonna get posted here but it’ll probably be a mixture of future evidence for an autism diagnosis and the kind of ramblings that make people wonder if i started smoking weed again. either way the twitter character limit has been saving y’all from a lot of my yapping, as you’ll likely find out very soon. 

and for anyone who just happens to stumble across this blog without knowing me personally, i’m kelp (pseudonym), they/he pronouns, and i’m a junior psych/theatre major at a college in new england. a fun fact about me is that i’m incapable of shutting the fuck up without some external cue to tell me to do so. oh, and i’ve never eaten a dorito. 

hope you enjoy the ramblings as much as i enjoy bringing them to you!